EST: I am at cause that shit will not happen. You're responsible for all
the shit that happens.
Fundamentalism: There's no shit in the Bible. Shit happens, but don't
publish it.
Twelve Step: Shit happens one day at a time.
Amish: Shit is good for the soil. This modern shit is worthless.
Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors.
Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism: This shit happening is good for me.
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
Bahaism: Why do you keep shitting on us?
Mysticism: This is really weird shit.
Paganism: Shit happens for a variety of reasons.
Rajhneesh: Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.
Rosicrucianism: What is this AMORC shit?
Satanism: We hope bad shit happens to all of you. We will make your shit
happen.
Witchcraft: Mix this shit together and it will happen!
Scientology: All this happens to be shit. If you leave us, bad shit will
happen to you.
Shamanism: Whoaa...Holy Shit!
Sikhism: Leave our shit alone.
Sureshism: You are all pieces of shit.
Branch Davidianism: May shit happen to the FBI! If shit happens, have a BIG
barbecue...
Dianetics: "Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)
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Personal THX:
Dmitry Maksimenko
Dmitry Juravlev
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Yura Nikitin, 2:5020/529.24
LLeo, 2:5020/313.8
Vladimir Yastrebov, 2:5030/213.46
Veronica, 2:5020/620.17
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